rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() {
	rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
	return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) {
	return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};

function appology1(){
	alert("Really sorry about that one but I couldn't resist");
};

function randomchicken() {
	var rndchick = '';
	var chicknum = rand(16);
	if (chicknum == 1)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.funpages.com/chickendance/chicken.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 2)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.funpages.com/chickendance/chicken7.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 3)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.funpages.com/chickendance/chicken4.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 4)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.funpages.com/chickendance/chick_hop.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 5)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.funpages.com/chickendance/chicken8.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 6)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Birds/Chickens/Chicken-01.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 7)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Birds/Chickens/Chicken-03.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 8)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Birds/Chickens/Chicken-02.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 9)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.freestuff.co.uk/media/00000248.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 10)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.freestuff.co.uk/media/00000249.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 11)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.freestuff.co.uk/media/00000339.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 12)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.freestuff.co.uk/media/00000447.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 13)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.freestuff.co.uk/media/00000448.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 14)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.itjungle.com/mpo/mpo092602-ShannonB-fig1.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 15)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.greeting-cards-4u.com/platinum6/pictures/images/GraphicsPlus/Toons/Animated/chicken.gif';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 16)
	{
		rndchick = 'http://www.spilsbury.com/wcsstore/Spilsbury/images/products/items/5474.jpg';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 17)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 18)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 19)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 20)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 21)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 22)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 23)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 24)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 25)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 26)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 27)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 28)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 29)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	else if (chicknum == 30)
	{
		rndchick = '';
	}
	document.write('<img src="' + rndchick + '" border = "0">');
	//return rndchick;
};



function randommonkey() {
	var rndmonkey = '';
	var monkeynum = rand(12);
	if (monkeynum == 1)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://pittsburgh.sellstufflocal.com/AdImages/130897a.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 2)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.professorwonder.com/monkey2.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 3)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.pounddesigns.com/Images3/prints/scuba.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 4)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.memphilter.com/blog/archives/FunnyMonkey.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 5)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.cyberiapc.com/gallery/albums/userpics/normal_monkey~0.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 6)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'monkeys/184363.gif';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 7)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://images.net3media.com/funnyfreepics/monkey.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 8)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://gxpmall.bizland.com/Monkey.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 9)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/monkey.jpg';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 10)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.funkymonkeyboutique.com/MonkeyArt/Monkeys/leapingmonkey.gif';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 11)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.funkymonkeyboutique.com/MonkeyArt/Monkeys/gorillasplash.gif';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 12)
	{
		rndmonkey = 'http://www.funkymonkeyboutique.com/MonkeyArt/Monkeys/dancingmonkey.gif';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 13)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 14)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 15)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 16)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 17)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 18)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 19)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 20)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 21)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 22)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 23)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 24)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 25)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 26)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 27)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 28)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 29)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	else if (monkeynum == 30)
	{
		rndmonkey = '';
	}
	document.write('<a href="javascript: history.go()"><img src="' + rndmonkey + '" border="0"></a>');
	
};